good jobs for the zombie invasion

Well A pretty good job would be a researcher for the cure. because the cure is what can save us all. See all you have to do is hold out till you can go to Alaska which is going to be safe. the reason being zombies can and will freeze solid.

Also a reporter would be good to because you need to inform people on what is happening and also need to show people how to stop them.

Another not necessarily good job is a personnel zombie killer. you can get bounties on the heads of zombies to buy more equipment and go kill them again.

oh yah he is a little of all 3

Funny facts about zombies

Did you know that only 1 in 3 zombies can climb stairs. So you are pretty safe if you climb up a stair case.Also the only way zombies can get down off of somthing is to fall. so if a zombie wants to get down a roof it has to fall.

Also if people turn int oa zombie while strapped in a seat belt te zombie is so stuiped that they can not get out. they also cant take off buckets or any thing like that on there heads.

they also walk into walls and stuff so thats fun to wach but remember one noise and they will come at you zombies have no depth perseption.

Comedy

When the stresses of zombies becomes to much you need to sit down and laugh a bit not insanely but enough to make you feel better here is a title to help you with you laughter. Pride Prejudice and Zombies. It is a bout England is over run with zombies and well mother send there daughters off to china to learn the ways of deadly combat and also employ armies of ninjas.

But in actuality that does not work sorry. But having some marital arts training and having a sword works pretty well. Also a good place to hold out is a cabala's. They have guns food and ammo now thats good. Also they have a lot of crap to barracade the door.

I am thankful

well i guess that you cant be thank full for zombies accept for having something to shoot at. also keeping the worlds population down.

The enemy

they are going to the mall to eat the survivors .

I had a dream.....

last night i had a dream that i was trapped in a hotel with my family. also the whole hotel was swarming with my undead friends. my family and a few survivors were trying to hold out for 3 days.I was armed with a chair leg from guess what a chair. i have no clue why but i was going down stairs to explore something. I checked the door and i heard 2 zombies so i went to the next room and found some stuff but i heard something scuffling behind me and it was my little brother. i told him to go back to the room and it turners out that when i went back, the 2 zombies in the room where let out!!! When i finally got up stairs the zombies slaughtered.my family and i got out luckily though so that was a relief. the moral is don't let your little siblings follow you unless you have to.

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